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Ten Best Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:   

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!” 

7. “I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.” 

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”  

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” 

4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” 

3. “The coffee machine is broken...” 

2. “Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.” 

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. 

1. “ ... in Jesus' name. Amen.”