I don't suffer from insanity-- I enjoy every minute of it!

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home...Adjust!

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener.

My house was clean last week, to bad you missed it.

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!