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Near Death Experience
 

Monday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine

 until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.  Just when things

 could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My

 head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.  Just as I was giving up hope and losing

 consciousness the Wal-Mart manager came and unplugged it.

 

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