The ELKERS Reunion Site - 
Looks at the Lighter Side of Reunions, Aging, and Life in General! 

Graffiti Found On Bathroom Walls  

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

-- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.

-- Perkins Library.  Duke University.  Durham, North Carolina

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

-- Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

-- Armand's Pizza.  Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

-- Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.

God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?

-- The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap

-- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be.       - Descartes

To be is to do.       - Voltaire

Do be do be do.    - Frank Sinatra

-- Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats.  Scottsdale,  Arizona

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

-- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,  Arizona 

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

-- Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona 

Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married!

-- Women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

-- Revolution Books.  New York, New York