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Van Gogh  

After much careful and exhaustive research -- It has been discovered that the artist Van Gogh had many relatives...among them were:

His obnoxious brother --- Please Gogh

The brother who ate prunes --- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store --- Stop & Gogh

The grand father from Yugoslavia --- U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white --- Hue Gogh

His dizzy aunt --- Verti Gogh

The cousin from Illinois --- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle --- Where diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin --- Amee Gogh

Another Mexican cousin --- Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --- Wells Far Gogh

The constipated uncle --- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt --- Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle --- Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyist --- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin --- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking --- Way to Gogh

The little nephew --- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco --- Go Gogh

His Italian uncle --- Day Gogh

And his traveling niece who travels around the country in a large van -- Winnie Bay Gogh 

 

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