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Chocolate is a Vegetable Theorem  

Reasoning:  Chocolate is derived from cocoa BEANS.

Bean = Vegetable.

Reasoning:  Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Beet = Vegetable

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.  Therefore, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further,

Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.  So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Finally, Remember … “STRESSED” spelled backward is “DESSERTS”!