The ELKERS Reunion Site - 
Looks at the Lighter Side of Reunions, Aging, and Life in General! 

Children's Book titles you'll never see

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go To Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games.

22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares are Real

24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?

25. You've Got Hepatitis-B, Charlie Brown

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

27. Curious George In The Greyhound Station Men's Room

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose

30. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.

31. The Tickling Babysitter

32. The Grinch's Ten Inches

33. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear

34. The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills A Few Pedestrians.

35. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle