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Which Are You?  

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.  He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.

So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.  When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes my Lord, it is bad on Earth; 95% of your flock are misbehaving and only 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.”  So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the second angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes my Lord, it is true.  The Earth is in decline; 95% of your flock are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.”

God was not pleased.  So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, hoping to encourage them to assist with those that were misbehaving.  To give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the E-mail said?

I was just wondering, since I didn't get one either...